A satirical mystery that takes on America’s obsession with youth and beauty
in an age when the greatest sin is to age.


Maury Cooper, Rocco Sisto, Phoebe Price


Writer/Director: Daria Price
Comedy Short TRT: 29:30
Shooting Format: Super 16mm
Available Formats: Digibeta, DVCam, MiniDV, DVD, BetaSP, VHS
Production Company: Under The Sign, LLC

SYNOPSIS

A satirical mystery in which America’s obsession with youth and beauty hits critical mass, when a gorgeous young corpse turns out to be made of more plastic than flesh and a high-profile divorce turns into a war over the value of an older woman’s new body parts. When the husband’s attorney claims that those parts should be figured into the settlement along with the couple’s other non-liquid assets, his wife’s attorney (The Soprano's Aida Turturro) counterattacks with an impassioned “survival of the fittest” defense of all women who "live in an age when the greatest sin of all for a woman is to age!”


James Kiberd, Marie De Cicco, Rachel Alvarado


Antoinette Peragine, Rocco Sisto

STORY & CAST

Al Walker (James Kiberd) comes home from a trip abroad to discover that his wife, Eve (Marie De Cicco), is sporting a new pair of buttocks and that his teenage daughter, Iris (Rachel Alvarado), has just had another nose job. And when mother and daughter go compulsively jogging and discover a corpse, they react more to how gorgeous the poor girl is than to the fact that she’s dead!

Detectives Tortoni and Gabor (Rocco Sisto and Antoinette Peragine) learn that the dead Vicky (Phoebe Price) had a couple of ribs removed to narrow her waist and that she shared the same plastic surgeon as Eve Walker, who is by now embroiled in a high-profile televised divorce. Al’s attorney (Michael Crider) is insisting that Eve’s new body parts are “community property acquired during the marriage and should be figured into the settlement along with the Walker’s other non-liquid assets.”

Appalled that a woman’s body be valued like real estate, his wife’s attorney (Aida Turturro) delivers an impassioned “survival of the fittest” defense of all women. Proclaiming that “in this age we live in, the greatest sin of all for a woman is to age,” she pleads that Eve not be punished for her self-mutilating battle to better herself in a society obsessed with youth and beauty!

Meanwhile, the detectives have started to wonder if a member of the Walker family might be a suspect. No sooner have they discovered the twisted circumstances of Vicky’s death, than the divorce judge issues his landmark verdict! It spawns a new kind of recovery group across the land—for “victims of poor body image.”

 

 


Rocco Sisto & Antoinette Peragine


Aida Turturro & Marie De Cicco


Simone Study & MarLee Candell